“Now, no matter what the mullah teaches, there is only one sin, only one. And that is theft. Every other sin is a variation of theft... When you kill a man, you steal a life. You steal his wife's right to a husband, rob his children of a father. When you tell a lie, you steal someone's right to the truth. When you cheat, you steal the right to fairness... There is no act more wretched than stealing, Amir.”--Baba from The Kite Runner
"No snowflake ever feels responsible for an avalanche”--George Burns
"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits into the newspaper." --Jerry Seinfeld.