Sunday, August 21, 2011

Quotes of the Week, Mark Twain Edition

Witty quips from the all time king of wit.

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”--Mark Twain

"When I was young, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not." --Mark Twain

“Put all your eggs in one basket. Then WATCH THAT BASKET!!!”—Mark Twain

“The difference between the right word and almost the right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug”--Mark Twain

“If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything”— Mark Twain

“Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”--Mark Twain

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