Sunday, July 31, 2011

Quotes of the Week, Yogi Berra Edition

The Hall of Fame catcher for the Yankees and Manager of the Mets is much better remembered for his unique sense of humor. Enjoy.

“Nobody goes there anymore; it’s too crowded"

“If you don’t know where you’re going, you probably will wind up somewhere else.”

“90% of the game is mental. The other half is physical.”

“Half the lies they say about me ain’t true.”

“This is like déjà vu all over again.”

“He must have made that before he died.”— (referring to a Steve McQueen movie)

“You’d better cut the pizza into 4 pieces, because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.”

“It was impossible to get a conversation going; everyone was talking too much!”

“A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.”

“If you come to a fork in the road, take it.”

“I made a wrong mistake.”

“You give 100% in the first half of the game, and if that’s not enough in the second half you give what’s left.”

“90% of the putts that are short don’t go in.”

“Thanks, you don’t look too hot yourself.”— (when told that he looked cool)

“You can observe a lot by just watching.”

“I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.”

“The other team could make trouble for us if they win.”

“You should always go to other people’s funerals. Otherwise they won’t come to yours.”

“I didn’t really say everything I said.”

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