Tuesday, May 18, 2010

My Political Dream Team

The good guys of American politics, all in office simultaneously, at the one position they would be best at. Some of these guys I love, and just had to find a position for regardless of what it was. Some of them I don't like, but think they'd be good at whatever position they were assigned to. Others are funny and just for kicks and giggles. But still, imagine the possibilities if all of these guys were in office at the same time...

President: Abraham Lincoln
Vice-President: Ronald Reagan
Speaker of the House: Henry Clay

Cabinet:
Secretary of the Treasury: F.A. Hayek
Secretary of the Interior: James Madison
Secretary of War: Robert E. Lee
Secretary of Defense: Dwight D. Eisenhower
Secretary of Homeland Security: John McCain
Secretary of Agriculture: Thomas Jefferson
Secretary of Commerce: Milton Friedman
Secretary of Education: Benjamin Franklin
Secretary of Energy: Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Secretary of Health and Human Services: John F. Kennedy
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Barack Obama
Secretary of Labor: Henry Ford
Secretary of the State: Grover Cleveland
Secretary of Transportation: Paul Revere
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Ulysses S. Grant
Attorney General: George Washington

Supreme Court Justices: Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, Benjamin Franklin, George Washington, John Adams (because who better to interpret the constitution than those who wrote it? And they’re allowed to hold their aforementioned offices simultaneously), plus John Marshall, Thurgood Marshall, Daniel Webster, and Ron Paul

Notable Congressmen: H.L. Mencken, Eugen von Böhm-Bawerk, John Hicks, Alan Greenspan, John Adams, everyone who signed the Declaration of Independence or the Constitution, Martin Luther King Jr., Chuck Norris, Thomas Reed, Paul Ryan, Rand Paul, Arne Duncan, Condoleezza Rice, Colin Powell, W.E.B. Du Bois, Thomas Edison, Frederick Winslow Taylor, George H.W. Bush, Ben Stein, Drew Carey, John Stossel, Thomas Sowell, Nick Gillespie, Veronique de Rugy, Frederick Douglas, Matt Welch, David Harsanyi, Jacob Sullum, Shikha Dalmia, Ayn Rand, Brett Favre, Elihu Root, Anna Schwartz,

Other Miscellaneous Positions:
Chairman of the Federal Reserve: Ludwig von Mises
Chairman of Environmental Protection Agency: Theodore Roosevelt
United Nations Ambassadors: Woodrow Wilson and John Lennon

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